NFL

by Ben Rosenberg

Since the games this week mean diddly-poo unless you’re an undrafted linebacker out of Wartburg College in Iowa, here are some other things to watch this week:

1. Michael Crabtree’s continued hissy fit.  We hope he pulls a T.O. style driveway workout session or otherwise continues to crap all over his career.  He’s a turd – not quite in the Mike Williams/Maurice Clarett range, but would anyone anticipate a long productive career?

2. Baseball.  No, not really.  Snore.

3. “In the Loop”.  Hilarious war satire in the vein of Dr. Strangelove.  Who knew Tony Soprano could be so funny?

4. Tennis.  No, not really.  See number 2.

5. Michael Vick play the second half against the Jets.  Ok, this is one football game that could be entertaining and worth seeing, especially if the New York fans go to town on him.

6. The hours tick down until the regular season.  Bring on Tennessee-Pittsburgh.